charged with crimes<\/a>\u00a0for unsuccessfully attempting to rob a gun store:<\/p>\n. . . including robbery, possessing an instrument of crime, reckless endangerment\u00a0and possession of a controlled substance\u00a0. . . .<\/p>\n
Once you read the list of charges, the incident becomes self-explanatory.\u00a0 That\u2019s almost as good as the guy who pulled a gun to demand a McDonald\u2019s job application, then sat around in the booth filling it out until the cops showed up.<\/p>\n
Kids these days, I tell ya.<\/p>\n
Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Criminals usually aren’t in the top quintile, to put it tactfully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Four teens\u00a0are\u00a0charged with crimes\u00a0for unsuccessfully attempting to rob a gun store: . . . including robbery, possessing an instrument of crime, reckless endangerment\u00a0and possession of a controlled substance\u00a0. . . . Once you read the list of charges, the incident becomes self-explanatory.\u00a0 That\u2019s almost as good as the guy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41002"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41005,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41002\/revisions\/41005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}