{"id":4069,"date":"2009-01-26T11:00:40","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T16:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4069"},"modified":"2012-01-06T14:12:48","modified_gmt":"2012-01-06T20:12:48","slug":"as-long-as-they-dont-get-behind-the-wheel-im-fine-with-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4069","title":{"rendered":"As Long As They Don’t Get Behind the Wheel, I’m Fine With That"},"content":{"rendered":"

I enjoy Glenfiddich 12-year-old Scotch and almost any Red Wine, but have often wondered how mankind discovered alcohol.<\/p>\n

Did Cro-Magnon man have a little still in his cave? Was it the social lubricant that it is today? Having invented the wheel and <\/em>alcohol, did early man anticipate the trouble the two would cause generations later when used together?<\/p>\n

We may never know the answers to these vexing questions, but it appears the imbibing of fermented fruits and grains is a natural thing.<\/p>\n

A large variety of creatures consume alcohol in the wild<\/a>, ranging from bumble-bees to elephants. Hooch finds its way into their diets via the fermenting fruit, sap and nectar of various plants, and many exhibit signs of inebriation after they\u2019ve enjoyed a good feed. Their weakness for the substance au naturel is understandable: ethanol is a rich food, with 75 percent more calories than refined sugar, and its distinctive aroma makes it easy to locate. This natural thirst has been exploited by man since the dawn of history. Aristotle noted that wild monkeys were caught by setting out jars of palm wine \u2014 the creatures would drink, then pass out, leaving them easy prey. The same method of trapping was still in use in the 19th century and commented on by Darwin in the opening chapter of \u201cThe Descent of Man,\u201d when drawing similarities between humanity and the rest of creation. Monkeys could get drunk like men. They also got hangovers: \u201cOn the following morning they were very cross and dismal; they held their aching heads with both hands, and wore a most pitiable expression: when beer or wine was offered them, they turned away with disgust, but relished the juice of lemons.\u201d<\/p>\n

Interestingly, a few species of mammals including the slow loris and the pentailed treeshrew (with which we share a common ancestor) not only have a predilection for alcohol but also a natural tolerance. When the latter species find an especially rich batch of fermented palm nectar in their native Malaysian rainforests, they\u2019ll visit it several times each night and consume the equivalent, in human terms, of nine standard drinks, without any evident deterioration in their behavior. Perhaps we drank deep before we were fully human?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, isn’t the pentailed treeshrew a lucky bird. Modern man, after “drinking deep” is usually not so fortunate.<\/p>\n

The propensity of a variety of domesticated animals to drink is well documented. Clearly, it\u2019s cruel to force alcohol on them \u2014 tantamount to poisoning them: Mad Jack Mytton killed one of his horses when he made it bumper a bottle of port after it had won a race. However, some, including dogs, goats, cows, and pigs, develop a taste for it on their own. Aristotle noted that Greek swine became inebriated \u201cwhen they were filled with the husks of pressed grapes.\u201d A similar phenomena was common in colonial-era New England, where cider production and consumption, in per capita terms, were colossal, and where hogs were fed on windfalls and pomace (the pulp from the bottom of the cider press) both of which ferment. Their subsequent inebriation was often a matter of comment, and may have been the inspiration for the term \u201chog-whimpering drunk.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I hadn’t heard that <\/em>term, but it does explain the more common “drunk as a pentailed treeshrew.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I enjoy Glenfiddich 12-year-old Scotch and almost any Red Wine, but have often wondered how mankind discovered alcohol. Did Cro-Magnon man have a little still in his cave? Was it the social lubricant that it is today? Having invented the wheel and alcohol, did early man anticipate the trouble the two would cause generations later […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,49],"tags":[50],"class_list":["post-4069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-universe-and-everything","category-science","tag-evolution"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4069"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25422,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4069\/revisions\/25422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}