{"id":40598,"date":"2013-12-19T07:00:33","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T13:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=40598"},"modified":"2013-12-16T16:32:32","modified_gmt":"2013-12-16T22:32:32","slug":"i-am-going-to-start-training-our-nations-elite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=40598","title":{"rendered":"I Am Going To Start Training Our Nation’s Elite!"},"content":{"rendered":"

For years, now, the highest tiers of our university system have turned out our nation’s “elites”.<\/p>\n

And the reason we know they are our “elites” is because they are smart.<\/p>\n

And the reason we know they are smart is because they got good grades from an “elite” university.<\/p>\n

So I’m going to start an “elite” university.\u00a0<\/p>\n

You’ll know my university’s students are the best in America – because they’ll all get A+++es on their transcripts.\u00a0 Which, as we know, is better than an A++, to say nothing of an A+.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Oh, relax.\u00a0 It’s not like Harvard does pretty much the same thing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For years, now, the highest tiers of our university system have turned out our nation’s “elites”. And the reason we know they are our “elites” is because they are smart. And the reason we know they are smart is because they got good grades from an “elite” university. So I’m going to start an “elite” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40598"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40601,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40598\/revisions\/40601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}