{"id":40535,"date":"2013-12-19T07:00:22","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T13:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=40535"},"modified":"2013-12-15T11:56:50","modified_gmt":"2013-12-15T17:56:50","slug":"dont-be-paranoid-noh8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=40535","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Don&#8217;t Be Paranoid!  NoH8!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just remember &#8211; it&#8217;s paranoid to think that just because they legalized gay marriage because &#8220;it&#8217;s all about love!&#8221;, that they&#8217;ll start working to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/Big-Government\/2013\/12\/14\/Federal-Judge-Rules-Laws-Against-Polygamy-Unconstitutional\">recognize love for multiple spouses<\/a>, or for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neontommy.com\/news\/2013\/10\/pedophilia-sexual-orientation\">children<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Perish the thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just remember &#8211; it&#8217;s paranoid to think that just because they legalized gay marriage because &#8220;it&#8217;s all about love!&#8221;, that they&#8217;ll start working to\u00a0recognize love for multiple spouses, or for children. Perish the thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40535"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40547,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40535\/revisions\/40547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}