{"id":40238,"date":"2013-12-03T05:00:29","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T11:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=40238"},"modified":"2013-11-28T10:29:57","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T16:29:57","slug":"can-you-keep-a-meaty-smelling-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=40238","title":{"rendered":"Can You Keep A Meaty-Smelling Secret?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; font-style: italic;\">The Red Chinese are\u00a0<\/span><a style=\"font-style: italic;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxdc.com\/story\/24083312\/beijing-destroys-barbecue-grills-to-cut-pollution#axzz2lruBy0Sp\" target=\"_blank\">banning outdoor barbeques<\/a><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; font-style: italic;\">, supposedly to cut air pollution but you know it\u2019s only a small step to banning them to Stop Global Warming.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Nobody tell Mayor Coleman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m frankly amazed we don&#8217;t have public loudspeakers in Saint Paul broadcasting Dave Thune&#8217;s aphorisms.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: The Red Chinese are\u00a0banning outdoor barbeques, supposedly to cut air pollution but you know it\u2019s only a small step to banning them to Stop Global Warming. Nobody tell Mayor Coleman. I&#8217;m frankly amazed we don&#8217;t have public loudspeakers in Saint Paul broadcasting Dave Thune&#8217;s aphorisms. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-st-paul"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40238"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40243,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40238\/revisions\/40243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}