{"id":3953,"date":"2009-01-09T06:28:28","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T11:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3953"},"modified":"2009-01-09T06:28:28","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T11:28:28","slug":"quench-my-thirst-ah-with-gas-o-line-ah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3953","title":{"rendered":"Quench My Thirst-ah With Gas-o-line-ah"},"content":{"rendered":"

“National Talk Like A Pirate Day” – every September 19 – is fine and dandy and all.\u00a0 But it’s kinda played out.<\/p>\n

I think it’s time-ah to declare January 22 as “International Talk Like James Hetfield<\/a> Day-ah!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“National Talk Like A Pirate Day” – every September 19 – is fine and dandy and all.\u00a0 But it’s kinda played out. I think it’s time-ah to declare January 22 as “International Talk Like James Hetfield Day-ah!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}