{"id":39470,"date":"2013-10-31T20:57:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-01T01:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=39470"},"modified":"2020-09-20T21:37:50","modified_gmt":"2020-09-21T02:37:50","slug":"they-start-the-alinskyites-young-these-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=39470","title":{"rendered":"The Sexist &#8220;Alliance For A Better Minnesota&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The party that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=36930\">stood four-square behind Representative Ryan Winkler for calling Justice Clarence Thomas an &#8220;Uncle Tom<\/a>&#8220;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;has the vapors over two of the most innocuous jokes&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; font-style: italic;\">Nov. 16, 2012: \u201cPoor Susan Rice. She\u2019s the first woman in Washington to get in more trouble opening her mouth for a president than Monica Lewinsky.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Nov. 18, 2012: \u201cI keep hearing about this fantasy football thing. I don\u2019t get it. My idea of fantasy football is where I am the quarterback and Angela Jolie is the center.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>They&#8217;re from Craig &#8220;Captain Fishsticks&#8221; Westover, an advisor to MNGOP gubernatorial candidate Jeff Johnson. \u00a0And the first one is accurate to a journalistic fault.<\/p>\n<p>And, uh, note the dates.<\/p>\n<p>So they &#8211; in this case, &#8220;Sam Jasenosky&#8221;, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thehilltopmonitor.com\/en\/21\/4\/491\/Monitor-investigates-the-blogging-practices-among-college-students-nationally-locally.htm\">who would seem to be an undergrad journalism major<\/a> (what else) &#8211; have been reduced to digging through advisors&#8217; twitter feeds for any sign of political incorrectness to be tortured out of context.<\/p>\n<p>I can hardly wait to see the ABM TV ad next year.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the fun part, though; ABM are the real sexists: \u00a0from yesterday&#8217;s post about the GOP candidates:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Julianne Ortman: A genie.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And lest the reader mentally compare Ortman &#8211; <strong><\/strong>a\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Julianne_Ortman\">graduate of U Penn law school and a former adjunct professor George Washington U<\/a><strong>\u00a0<\/strong> &#8211;<strong>\u00a0<\/strong>to the &#8220;<em>Djinn<\/em>&#8221; of Arab mythology, they helpfully included video of Barbara Eden playing a jiggly, bubbleheaded blond piece of eye candy:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wrongforminnesota.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/genie-100.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Because when you&#8217;re a Democrat, it&#8217;s only sexism if you&#8217;re one of the bad guys.<\/p>\n<p>And because that&#8217;s what female conservatives\u00a0<em>are\u00a0<\/em>to Carrie Lucking&#8217;s little troupe of howler monkeys.<\/p>\n<p>If Paul Wellstone really had all the integrity people said he did, he&#8217;d puke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The party that stood four-square behind Representative Ryan Winkler for calling Justice Clarence Thomas an &#8220;Uncle Tom&#8220;&#8230; &#8230;has the vapors over two of the most innocuous jokes&#8230; Nov. 16, 2012: \u201cPoor Susan Rice. She\u2019s the first woman in Washington to get in more trouble opening her mouth for a president than Monica Lewinsky.\u201d Nov. 18, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[321,323,121,18],"tags":[213],"class_list":["post-39470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-left","category-big-leftymoney","category-campaign-14","category-pc","tag-winkler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39470"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49719,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39470\/revisions\/49719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}