{"id":38873,"date":"2013-10-04T12:22:22","date_gmt":"2013-10-04T17:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=38873"},"modified":"2013-10-04T12:22:22","modified_gmt":"2013-10-04T17:22:22","slug":"pitch-meeting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=38873","title":{"rendered":"Pitch Meeting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes of Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Capitol Shooting story is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/chi-capitol-hill-shooting-20131004,0,253010.story\">looking less heroic<\/a> and more like a blunder.  There doesn\u2019t seem to be any evidence she was a threat, only that she panicked when she turned into the wrong driveway. <\/p>\n<p>Might make a good opening sequence for an action\/thriller movie.<\/p>\n<p>Black, single mother, divorced from abusive spouse,  lives in Maryland but commutes to work in D.C. for some government agency.  Walking down the corridor, she hears raised voices.  Her boss, a nice Latina woman, is being given orders by a flabby middle-aged White man in a wrinkled suit.  He demands she harass the administration\u2019s political opponents, a group of Black, lesbian, abused, single mothers called BLAM, or he\u2019ll have Social Services take her kids away. <\/p>\n<p>The man sees a shadow, realizes he has an eavesdropper, gives chase.  She runs out of the building.  She wants to blow the whistle to higher authorities but her cell phone rings &#8211; her kid at daycare has a fever and they insist she pick up the kid immediately.  She gets the kid in the car and heads for the FBI to report the crime but D.C. traffic is a nightmare because of the shut-down, streets closed, veterans in wheelchairs protesting at a monument.  She turns into the wrong driveway by mistake, the cops yell and draw their guns.  She\u2019s afraid they are after her because of what she overheard, panics, drives off, is chased down and shot dead by half-a-dozen Capitol Security cops.  Her child is left crying by the side of the road.<\/p>\n<p>A brave investigative journalist decides to take on the Administration to get justice for the child.  This is her story.  Coming soon to a theatre near you.<\/p>\n<p>I was thinking Julia Roberts for the lead but since you have such a close, personal relationship with Scarlett Johansson, I thought maybe you two could do lunch and work it out.  Have your people call hers, won\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes of Como Park emails: The Capitol Shooting story is looking less heroic and more like a blunder. There doesn\u2019t seem to be any evidence she was a threat, only that she panicked when she turned into the wrong driveway. Might make a good opening sequence for an action\/thriller movie. Black, single mother, divorced [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-unions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38874,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38873\/revisions\/38874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}