{"id":3881,"date":"2008-12-26T06:09:26","date_gmt":"2008-12-26T11:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3881"},"modified":"2008-12-26T07:48:12","modified_gmt":"2008-12-26T12:48:12","slug":"im-not-sure-what-surprised-me-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3881","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Sure What Surprised Me More"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whether it was that the MinnPost is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.minnpost.com\/artsarena\/2008\/12\/24\/5531\/squirrel_topples_some_high-end_scotch_at_400_bar#98-5531\">doing stories that sound like they could have come from the &#8220;Around Town&#8221; column in a small-town weekly<\/a>&#8230;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sources close to the 400 Bar are reporting that a squirrel recently got into the historic West Bank music landmark and did serious damage to the top row of the liquor shelf behind the bar.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;or the details of the actual damage done:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Co-owner\/manager Tom Sullivan is telling friends that the club lost several high-end bottles of Scotch in the little rodent\u2019s raid. Sullivan couldn\u2019t be reached for comment Wednesday, but a good bottle of Chivas Regal goes for hundreds of dollars (not this much, we hope) and, as this edition of MinnPost went to press, police liked this guy as a suspect.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is the same 400 Bar I played back in &#8217;86-88?\u00a0\u00a0 The place where ordering Michelob got you branded an effete pansy?<\/p>\n<p>Either they&#8217;ve moved upmarket, or west-end rock-bar barflies have a lot more money than they used to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whether it was that the MinnPost is doing stories that sound like they could have come from the &#8220;Around Town&#8221; column in a small-town weekly&#8230;: Sources close to the 400 Bar are reporting that a squirrel recently got into the historic West Bank music landmark and did serious damage to the top row of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minneapolis","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}