{"id":3874,"date":"2008-12-26T14:36:19","date_gmt":"2008-12-26T19:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3874"},"modified":"2008-12-26T14:36:19","modified_gmt":"2008-12-26T19:36:19","slug":"take-that-oprah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3874","title":{"rendered":"Take That, Oprah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Newsweek lists the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/id\/170186?g=1\">most powerful people<\/a> on earth.<\/p>\n<p>0. Obammy (of course)<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>42. Osama Bin Laden<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hee Hee<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>47. Oprah Winfrey<\/p>\n<p>Not even Top 20? Five peeps lower than a guy who may not be alive and is living in a cave.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and she gave away 276 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.automedia.com\/NewCarBuyersGuide\/photos\/2005\/Pontiac\/G6\/Sedan\/2006_Pontiac_G6_ext_1.jpg\">Pontiac G6&#8217;s<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Bummer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>6,700,000,000 Last Guy on Earth<br \/>\n6,700,000,001 <a href=\"http:\/\/mayhem-chaos.net\/photoblog\/images\/angry_clown.jpg\">AngryClown<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s okay. I didn&#8217;t see &#8220;Johnny Roosh&#8221; on the list at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Newsweek lists the most powerful people on earth. 0. Obammy (of course) &#8230; 42. Osama Bin Laden &#8230; Hee Hee &#8230; 47. Oprah Winfrey Not even Top 20? Five peeps lower than a guy who may not be alive and is living in a cave. &#8230;and she gave away 276 Pontiac G6&#8217;s. Bummer. &#8230; 6,700,000,000 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}