{"id":3842,"date":"2008-12-20T08:25:28","date_gmt":"2008-12-20T13:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3842"},"modified":"2008-12-20T10:40:51","modified_gmt":"2008-12-20T15:40:51","slug":"bring-it-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3842","title":{"rendered":"Bring It On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.intellicast.com\/National\/Radar\/Current.aspx?animate=true&#038;location=USMN0507\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3244\/3122720518_a4fd13341d.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m ready.<\/p>\n<p>I have a thirty-year-old <a href=\"http:\/\/rooshfive.blogspot.com\/2007\/02\/snow-blower-review-i-give-craftsman.html\">snow blower<\/a> that starts with one pull.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;a half bag of Starbucks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;two <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SgMR2-SX8wg\">four-wheel-drive<\/a> cars.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;a shack full of firewood.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;a battery-powered AM radio to listen to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3843\">Mitch &#038; Ed<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;a scanner to listen to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PApZm9-rwFc\">mayhem<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;a drawer full of <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.bc.edu\/~dvoskina\/noodle.jpg\">Ramen Noodles<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.a lovely wife who happens to <em>love <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3259\/3122765960_7963cfc8b2.jpg?v=0\">shoveling<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3113\/3121939623_9269005063.jpg?v=0\">snow<\/a> (seriously).<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;a forty-degree hill; three kids; three sleds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and my <a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3232\/3121955619_e52ffe6f4b_o.jpg\">Christmas shopping<\/a> is done.<\/p>\n<p><em>Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;as long as it&#8217;s gonna be cold it might as well be white.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m ready. I have a thirty-year-old snow blower that starts with one pull. &#8230;a half bag of Starbucks. &#8230;two four-wheel-drive cars. &#8230;a shack full of firewood. &#8230;a battery-powered AM radio to listen to Mitch &#038; Ed. &#8230;a scanner to listen to the mayhem. &#8230;a drawer full of Ramen Noodles &#8230;.a lovely wife who happens to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,67,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-midwest","category-johnny-roosh","category-narn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}