{"id":3821,"date":"2008-12-16T12:30:53","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T17:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3821"},"modified":"2008-12-16T13:20:09","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T18:20:09","slug":"10-somebody-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3821","title":{"rendered":"-10. Somebody, Please!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tell me.<\/p>\n<p>Why do we live here again?<\/p>\n<p><strike><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nba.com\/timberwolves\/\">Professional<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/wild.nhl.com\/\">Sports<\/a> Teams<\/strike><\/p>\n<p><strike><a href=\"http:\/\/minnesota.twins.mlb.com\/min\/ballpark\/index.jsp\">Doomed<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/stadium.gophersports.com\/\">Stadiums<\/a><\/strike><\/p>\n<p><strike>Low Taxes<\/strike><\/p>\n<p><strike>Political Climate<\/strike><\/p>\n<p><strike><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twincities.com\/localnews\/ci_11243822?\">Strong Job Market<\/a><\/strike><\/p>\n<p>I got nothin&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tell me. Why do we live here again? Professional Sports Teams Doomed Stadiums Low Taxes Political Climate Strong Job Market I got nothin&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-midwest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}