{"id":37839,"date":"2013-08-14T12:20:30","date_gmt":"2013-08-14T17:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=37839"},"modified":"2020-09-20T21:37:50","modified_gmt":"2020-09-21T02:37:50","slug":"minnesota-political-haikus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=37839","title":{"rendered":"Minnesota Political Haikus"},"content":{"rendered":"

“No guns in capitol!”,
\nMichael Paymar says <\/a>amid
\nCapitol Police.<\/p>\n

Mulligan Session<\/a>!
\nThe only real question is
\nwhich “Fail” to start with.<\/p>\n

The NARN is Fair-bound!
\nAgain, the constant battle
\nagainst the cheese curd.<\/p>\n

Chaos in Egypt.
\nHow often must I explain
\nit’s not that <\/em>“Morsi”.<\/a><\/p>\n

35 choices<\/a>
\nas Minneapolis votes.
\n“Instant” runoff? Hah!<\/p>\n

The history books
\nSay we’re created equal.
\nSome<\/a>, moreso, I guess.<\/p>\n

Ryan Winkler called
\nClarence Thomas “Uncle Tom”.
\nThomas: “Sorry – who?”<\/p>\n

Zygi Wilf? A crook<\/a>?
\nHe seemed so above reproach!
\nWho woulda thunk it?<\/p>\n

Governor Dayton
\nsees Alida, starts to sweat.
\n“No more shock collar!”<\/p>\n

Welcome, darling kids!
\nTime to meet your new sitter<\/a>
\nSal “Bug-Eyes” Rossi.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

I’m not all that smart.
\nBut I’m much smarter than one
\nPh.D I know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“No guns in capitol!”, Michael Paymar says amid Capitol Police. Mulligan Session! The only real question is which “Fail” to start with. The NARN is Fair-bound! Again, the constant battle against the cheese curd. Chaos in Egypt. How often must I explain it’s not that “Morsi”. 35 choices as Minneapolis votes. “Instant” runoff? Hah! The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2],"tags":[213],"class_list":["post-37839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-minnesota-politics","tag-winkler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37839"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75379,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37839\/revisions\/75379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}