{"id":3769,"date":"2008-12-08T08:51:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-08T13:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3769"},"modified":"2008-12-08T08:51:51","modified_gmt":"2008-12-08T13:51:51","slug":"cy-thao-would-be-smiling-in-his-grave-if-he-werent-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3769","title":{"rendered":"Cy Thao Would Be Smiling In His Grave, If He Weren&#8217;t Alive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cy Thao &#8211; a state senator from Saint Paul &#8211; earned what (in a just world) would be a footnote in history two years ago, when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=649\">he summed up the true meaning of socialist\/fabian statist\/Big-L &#8220;Liberal&#8221; government<\/a> as concisely as anyone in history:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><strong>When you guys win, you get to keep your money. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>When we win, we take your money<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cy Thao (DFL St. Paul), 2007<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously &#8211; this is Bartlett&#8217;s-grade stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor, Tom Brokaw gave The Interview That Will Live In Infamy, on <em>Meet The Press<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Money quote (among many &#8211; this one closely paraphrased from memory):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>BROKAW: &#8220;Whoy nault teik thus ulpurtoonitty tull raise thul taxes un gaaaus to fower dullars uh gaullon, luyeek peopull wurr prupared tull pay?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Literal Translation:\u00a0 &#8220;Why not take this opportunity to raise the taxes on gas to $4\/gallon, like people were prepared to pay&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ethical Translation, from Condo-Pink Limo-Liberal to English:\u00a0 &#8220;Neither of us have paid for gas in years, and if you jacked the income tax to levels that even choked the Swedes to death I&#8217;ll still be netting seven figures; why not sit down at the great Drum Stool of Power in the White House and imitate Keith Moon?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cy Thao &#8211; a state senator from Saint Paul &#8211; earned what (in a just world) would be a footnote in history two years ago, when he summed up the true meaning of socialist\/fabian statist\/Big-L &#8220;Liberal&#8221; government as concisely as anyone in history: When you guys win, you get to keep your money. When we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-capitalism-v-socialism","category-president-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}