{"id":376,"date":"2007-01-25T12:21:21","date_gmt":"2007-01-25T18:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2007\/01\/25\/for-grownups-only\/"},"modified":"2007-01-25T12:21:21","modified_gmt":"2007-01-25T18:21:21","slug":"for-grownups-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"For Grownups Only"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No kids reading?\u00a0 Good.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Your attention please:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>There is no tooth fairy.<\/li>\n<li>The Easter Bunny is only a metaphor.<\/li>\n<li>Pro wrestling is fake.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bravotv.com\/blog\/tomcolicchio\/2007\/01\/finale_part_1.php\">Reality TV<\/a>&#8221; shows are carefully edited to maximize dramatic value, especially confrontation.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/koolaidreport.blogspot.com\/2007\/01\/no-its-not-about-food.html\">Don&#8217;t be surprised<\/a> if a more-talented contestant gets booted from a &#8220;reality&#8221; competition to produce a catfight.\u00a0 Call it &#8220;The Santino Syndrome&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>If an organization shares both goals and office space with a George Soros front organization, a reasonable person might infer there&#8217;s a connection.\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No kids reading?\u00a0 Good.\u00a0 Your attention please: There is no tooth fairy. The Easter Bunny is only a metaphor. Pro wrestling is fake. &#8220;Reality TV&#8221; shows are carefully edited to maximize dramatic value, especially confrontation.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t be surprised if a more-talented contestant gets booted from a &#8220;reality&#8221; competition to produce a catfight.\u00a0 Call it &#8220;The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}