{"id":354,"date":"2007-03-06T05:01:49","date_gmt":"2007-03-06T11:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/index.php\/2007\/03\/06\/bottom-12-narn-moments\/"},"modified":"2007-03-06T07:43:05","modified_gmt":"2007-03-06T13:43:05","slug":"bottom-12-narn-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=354","title":{"rendered":"Bottom 12 NARN Moments"},"content":{"rendered":"

JB Doubtless, by way of commenting about those shock-jock morons whose dimbulb stunt killed a woman, notes:<\/p>\n

The NARN boys have been known to do some pretty damn stupid things–that time they had Mitch read the Eagan phone book to kill an hour comes to mind–but this contest was one for the ages.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Indeed, while nobody has died as a result of NARN activities, there’ve been some doozies anyway. The bottom 12 moments in the history of the Northern Alliance Radio Network:<\/p>\n

12. King, Michael and Eva Young’s group hug.<\/p>\n

11. Hinderaker challenging the Marines to a pull-up contest – against Ed.
\n10. Brian “Ozzy” Ward biting the head off a moonbat.<\/p>\n

9. JB Doubtless licking a Vox Day action figure<\/p>\n

8. Scott Johnson pimp-slapping short-lived lefty counterpoint host Greta Grimes-Dypczynski.<\/p>\n

7. Me, having an argument with myself – and losing.<\/p>\n

6. Brian Ward setting the Wellstone school directory to music.
\n5. Chad the Elder trading nail-care tips<\/a> with Michele Bachmann.<\/p>\n

4. Me, reading the Eagan phone book. For an hour.
\n3. Brodkorb to Michelle Malkin: “Boxers or briefs?”
\n2. Getting bleeped as Hinderaker yells “we don’t need no M______g snakes on no m_____g talk show!”
\n1. JB and Captain Ed’s soulful duet version of “Afternoon Delight”.<\/p>\n

Anyway, today is the third anniversary of the first NARN broadcast.<\/p>\n

And miscues aside, I’d like to thank the audience – and, let me hasten to add, Chad, Brian, King, Ed, John, Michael, Scott, JB, and even Atomizer – for three very fun years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

JB Doubtless, by way of commenting about those shock-jock morons whose dimbulb stunt killed a woman, notes: The NARN boys have been known to do some pretty damn stupid things–that time they had Mitch read the Eagan phone book to kill an hour comes to mind–but this contest was one for the ages. Indeed, while […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-narn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}