{"id":3495,"date":"2008-10-17T20:54:11","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T01:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3495"},"modified":"2008-10-17T21:05:09","modified_gmt":"2008-10-18T02:05:09","slug":"%e2%80%9cas-a-camel-beareth-labour-and-heat-and-hunger-and-thirst-through-deserts-of-sand-and-fainteth-not-so-the-fortitude-of-a-man-shall-sustain-him-through-all-perils%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3495","title":{"rendered":"\u201cAs a camel beareth labour, and heat, and hunger, and thirst, through deserts of sand, and fainteth not; so the fortitude of a man shall sustain him through all perils.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

And perils I will surely suffer as I begin a year long swim in this soup of fecal frivolity as I serve in full farce as Mayor of the Minnesota Organization of Blogs.<\/p>\n

I submit willingly to any and all chicanery commensurate with this lowly office.<\/p>\n

To that end, I hereby recognize those that paired my nickname with a female personal hygiene product as I had not previously sampled this delightful couplet. I am forever in your debt for this grand discovery.<\/p>\n

I thank those that voted for me, especially those\u00a0who leveraged their vote\u00a0by proxy.\u00a0Your corruption is equaled only by my gratitude.<\/p>\n

To\u00a0my opponent, I honor her\u00a0for her good sportiness\u00a0and recognize her\u00a0patriotism in the face of\u00a0pandemic liberalism.<\/p>\n

And I will remind you my MOBster brethren, that the enemy is not within.<\/p>\n

Above all, I would like to thank Mitch “Capo Di Tutti Bloggi” Berg as without his gracious and unprecedented\u00a0invitation to sully his brand with my musings, not more than a few\u00a0of you would even know who I am.<\/p>\n

But now as I stand on high, lifted by your very will to this lofty throne, I am in receipt of confirmation of a notion I have heretofore kept in confidence to my bosom.<\/p>\n

That I am truly better than all of you.
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And perils I will surely suffer as I begin a year long swim in this soup of fecal frivolity as I serve in full farce as Mayor of the Minnesota Organization of Blogs. I submit willingly to any and all chicanery commensurate with this lowly office. To that end, I hereby recognize those that paired […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}