{"id":34009,"date":"2013-02-01T05:00:02","date_gmt":"2013-02-01T11:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=34009"},"modified":"2013-01-31T16:38:10","modified_gmt":"2013-01-31T22:38:10","slug":"let-them-defend-their-lives-with-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=34009","title":{"rendered":"Let Them Defend Their Lives With Cake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/Big-Journalism\/2013\/01\/28\/EXCLUSIVE-Journalist-Accosted-By-Security-Over-Mayor-Bloomberg-Gun-Control-Question\">liberal plutocrat elites surround themselves with armed guards<\/a>, and as Janet Napolitano arms her federal apparatchiks to the teeth to send them after <em>your<\/em> guns (assuming Senator Feinswine and <em>Barack Rex<\/em> get their way), she tells you &#8211; mere peasants that you are &#8211; that if you, heaven forfend, are involved in a mass shooting, you can defend your life&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;with scissors.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oI5EoWBRYmo\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is what you, mere peasant, are worth to The Regime.<\/p>\n<p>Make no mistake;\u00a0<em>some\u00a0<\/em>resistance is better than none. \u00a0Anything that breaks a mass shooter out of their fantasy helps. \u00a0Flight 93 showed us that resistance to madness is better than meek submission.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the old saw &#8220;never bring scissors to a gun fight&#8221; exists for a reason. \u00a0The passengers of Flight 93 are dead heroes.<\/p>\n<p>Far better to resist a mass shooter with a gun. \u00a0Every time. \u00a0I&#8217;ll take being a live schlub playing with his granddaughter over being a dead hero any day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As our liberal plutocrat elites surround themselves with armed guards, and as Janet Napolitano arms her federal apparatchiks to the teeth to send them after your guns (assuming Senator Feinswine and Barack Rex get their way), she tells you &#8211; mere peasants that you are &#8211; that if you, heaven forfend, are involved in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberty","category-victim-disarmament"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34009"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34011,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34009\/revisions\/34011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}