{"id":3396,"date":"2008-10-02T13:17:20","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T18:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3396"},"modified":"2008-10-02T14:19:23","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T19:19:23","slug":"watch-and-obey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3396","title":{"rendered":"Watch and Obey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/dawn-teo\/obama-campaign-buys-chann_b_131105.html\">Barack Obama is buying his own satellite television channel<\/a>. This is cause for<\/p>\n<p>1)\u00a0Elation &#8211; as this opens up a whole new\u00a0category of bloggfodder, derision and political satire<\/p>\n<p>2) Concern &#8211; What sort of propaganda can Obama have in store for his hypnotized minions, given his series of associations with anti-American far\u00a0left radical thinkers and activists (some would say even terrorists)?<\/p>\n<p>Bill O&#8217;Reilly (paraphrased from his radio show this morning): Why does Obama have to buy Channel 73? He already owns MSNBC.<\/p>\n<p>Looking to the\u00a0future&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cable companies will offer one-channel plans.<\/p>\n<p>Obama&#8217;s minions will walk the streets like zombies, wearing Obama logoed T-Shirts saying <em>Change: to 73<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Whoopee Cushion will leave &#8220;The View&#8221; and will have a new show on <em>Obammy-73<\/em> called &#8220;The Pew&#8221; (not as in church &#8211; as in olfactory dissatisfaction).<\/p>\n<p>Reverend Wright and Michelle Obama will host a perky morning show:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good Morning God Damned America&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bill Ayers will host a new show about blowing up public property for fun and entertainment:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Smash &#8216;n Grab&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tony Rezko will host a home improvement show:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Steal It, Fix It, Sell It, Prof-it&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The possibilities are endless&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barack Obama is buying his own satellite television channel. This is cause for 1)\u00a0Elation &#8211; as this opens up a whole new\u00a0category of bloggfodder, derision and political satire 2) Concern &#8211; What sort of propaganda can Obama have in store for his hypnotized minions, given his series of associations with anti-American far\u00a0left radical thinkers and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,24,20,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-08","category-culture-war","category-democrats","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}