{"id":3388,"date":"2008-09-30T06:45:19","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T11:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3388"},"modified":"2008-09-30T06:45:19","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T11:45:19","slug":"the-first-second-third-fourth-fifth-sixth-seventh-choices-must-have-said-no-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3388","title":{"rendered":"The First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh choices must have said “No, Thanks.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

The\u00a0producers of “Hell’s Kitchen”\u00a0and “Trading Spaces” must have been getting nervous, and desperate\u00a0as they worked their way down their list of potential talent for their upcoming new show on TruTV.<\/p>\n

Then Jesse “The\u00a0Hind” Ventura opted in.<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n

The former governor will host a new program for TruTV (formerly Court TV) in which he’ll travel the country, exploring modern-day conspiracies and getting input from believers and skeptics.<\/p>\n

“I’ve been a mayor; I’ve been a governor. Now I get to be a detective and seek the truth,” Ventura said in a press statement.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“Until you hunted man, you haven’t hunted yet.”<\/p>\n

“Huh?” Replied the show’s producers.<\/p>\n

No word yet as to\u00a0which<\/em> Jesse Ventura\u00a0will show up for filming; the bald but clean-cut\u00a0former Guv or Kinky Friedman-sidekick with braided chin hair.<\/p>\n

Another show not<\/em> to watch.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The\u00a0producers of “Hell’s Kitchen”\u00a0and “Trading Spaces” must have been getting nervous, and desperate\u00a0as they worked their way down their list of potential talent for their upcoming new show on TruTV. Then Jesse “The\u00a0Hind” Ventura opted in.\u00a0 The former governor will host a new program for TruTV (formerly Court TV) in which he’ll travel the country, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minnesota-politics","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}