{"id":3332,"date":"2008-09-19T10:43:26","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T15:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3332"},"modified":"2009-05-30T09:58:56","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T14:58:56","slug":"while-i-am-crushingly-busy-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3332","title":{"rendered":"While I Am Crushingly Busy Today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;with my actual <em>day<\/em> job, I&#8217;m bidden to note that <a href=\"http:\/\/thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com\/posts\/1221832263.shtml\">today is &#8220;National Talk Like A Pirate Day<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>So without any further ado, I will talk like a Pirate.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wish <a href=\"http:\/\/pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com\/index.jsp?c_id=pit\">management<\/a> would spend some money so we can get out of the <a href=\"http:\/\/mlb.mlb.com\/mlb\/standings\/index.jsp\">NL Central cellar<\/a> during our natural lifetime&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure that it warrants a whole national day, but I&#8217;m not the one that makes these decisions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;with my actual day job, I&#8217;m bidden to note that today is &#8220;National Talk Like A Pirate Day&#8220;. So without any further ado, I will talk like a Pirate. &#8220;I wish management would spend some money so we can get out of the NL Central cellar during our natural lifetime&#8221;. I&#8217;m not sure that it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-rare-sports-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}