{"id":3320,"date":"2008-09-17T06:30:25","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T11:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3320"},"modified":"2008-09-17T06:30:25","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T11:30:25","slug":"with-a-nod-to-jeff-kouba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3320","title":{"rendered":"With A Nod To Jeff Kouba&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;a &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.truthvmachine.com\/?p=6651\">column I didn&#8217;t finish<\/a>&#8221; &#8211; one I found so atrociously bad I had to bail out in mid-stream (and not in the bad, AIG, taxpayers-funding-stupidity sense, but in the &#8220;save a few precious minutes of life&#8221; kind of way).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/opinion\/28472414.html?elr=KArksc8P:Pc:Ug8P:Pc:UiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUr\">Garrison Keillor in the Strib<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I saw two moose on a bike trail in Anchorage last week and did not kill either one of them, neither the cow nor her calf, though under the Bush Doctrine I certainly had a right to, since the cow could have charged and pinned me to a tree and danced me to death.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The moose would have gotten off on rhetorical self-defense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;a &#8220;column I didn&#8217;t finish&#8221; &#8211; one I found so atrociously bad I had to bail out in mid-stream (and not in the bad, AIG, taxpayers-funding-stupidity sense, but in the &#8220;save a few precious minutes of life&#8221; kind of way). Garrison Keillor in the Strib: I saw two moose on a bike trail in Anchorage [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}