{"id":3290,"date":"2008-09-12T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T14:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3290"},"modified":"2009-07-12T09:45:49","modified_gmt":"2009-07-12T14:45:49","slug":"i-want-my-matrix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3290","title":{"rendered":"I want my Matrix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and I want it for free.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dear Starbucks,\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Screw you.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Caribou, Bruegger&#8217;s, Dunn Brothers and a host of ma\/pa coffee shops and restaurants give me WIFI access to the Matrix for free.\u00a0I got it this morning while waiting for my oil change at Walser.<\/p>\n<p>If I buy an Americano for three dollars plus, I expect you to throw in a few Megabits.\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>I&#8217;ll not access your Web, if it&#8217;s not for free.<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>No!\u00a0 &#8211; No, Thank You to thee<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>I need this great wonder invented by Gore<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>But make me pay, and I&#8217;m out the door<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>I do enjoy your extra burnt Espresso,<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>But when I am surfing, you\u2019ll not get my American Expresso.<\/em>\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Regards,\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>JRoosh\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>PS Say &#8220;Hi&#8221; to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Pour-Your-Heart-into-Starbucks\/dp\/0786883561\/ref=sr_11_1\/105-7240063-0394059?ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1221154306&#038;sr=11-1\">Howard<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?s=matrix\">What is the Matrix?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and I want it for free.\u00a0 Dear Starbucks,\u00a0 Screw you.\u00a0 Caribou, Bruegger&#8217;s, Dunn Brothers and a host of ma\/pa coffee shops and restaurants give me WIFI access to the Matrix for free.\u00a0I got it this morning while waiting for my oil change at Walser. If I buy an Americano for three dollars plus, I expect [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,23,81],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-universe-and-everything","category-geekery","category-the-matrix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}