{"id":3186,"date":"2008-08-29T20:28:24","date_gmt":"2008-08-30T01:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3186"},"modified":"2008-08-29T22:14:53","modified_gmt":"2008-08-30T03:14:53","slug":"four-of-these-things-belong-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3186","title":{"rendered":"Four of these things belong together"},"content":{"rendered":"

Four of these things belong together
\nFour of these things are kind of the same
\nCan you guess which one of these doesn’t belong here?
\nNow it’s time to play our game (time to play our game).
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Joe\u00a0\u00a0 Barack\u00a0\u00a0 Gustav\u00a0\u00a0 Sarah\u00a0\u00a0 John\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

“That’s right boys and girls. If you guessed\u00a0 Gustav<\/strong>, you’re right!<\/p>\n

Gustav has become a real S.O.B. kids, and we want him to go away!<\/p>\n

Yes, kids, I know that makes Gustav a little like Joe.<\/p>\n

Stop laughing.<\/p>\n

No kids, I don’t know how many times federal dollars will be used to half-rebuild a community that was built below sea level.<\/p>\n

Stay focused kids.<\/p>\n

We want Gustav to stay away from the Gulf Coast so that all the nice activists here in town don’t have to extend their stay and\u00a0won’t get fired from their jobs at, well, actually they don’t have jobs –\u00a0we call them parasites –\u00a0I mean professional protesters.<\/p>\n

Here’s the update<\/a> from forecaster Knapp kids!”<\/p>\n

000
\nWTNT62 KNHC 291915
\nTCUAT2
\nHURRICANE GUSTAV TROPICAL CYCLONE UPDATE
\nNWS TPC\/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL\u00a0\u00a0 AL072008
\n315 PM EDT FRI AUG 29 2008<\/p>\n

DATA FROM AN AIR FORCE RECONNAISSANCE AIRCRAFT INDICATE THAT
\nGUSTAV HAS AGAIN BECOME A HURRICANE WITH MAXIMUM WINDS NEAR 75
\nMPH…120 KM\/HR.<\/p>\n

$$
\nFORECASTER KNABB<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Four of these things belong together Four of these things are kind of the same Can you guess which one of these doesn’t belong here? Now it’s time to play our game (time to play our game). Joe\u00a0\u00a0 Barack\u00a0\u00a0 Gustav\u00a0\u00a0 Sarah\u00a0\u00a0 John\u00a0\u00a0 “That’s right boys and girls. If you guessed\u00a0 Gustav, you’re right! Gustav has […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-convention-08","category-days-of-adolescent-rage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}