{"id":3105,"date":"2008-08-20T06:30:38","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T11:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3105"},"modified":"2008-08-20T09:31:05","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T14:31:05","slug":"that-fresh-green-stench","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=3105","title":{"rendered":"That Fresh Green Stench"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since I started biking, I&#8217;ve wondered at some of my fellow riders &#8211; the guys who you&#8217;ll see pedaling down the street in dockers, dress shirts and loafers, ties cinched around their necks, laptops bungeed to their panniers, heading to (usually) some state or non-profit office.\u00a0 I asked &#8211; how do they manage that and not reek like a bear in the office?<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s PiPress has the answer: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twincities.com\/news\/ci_10240116?source=rss\">not always very well:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;There&#8217;s a significant number of people who will not bike to work&#8221; without a place to keep their bike, store their clothes and clean up, said Billy Binder, a member of bicycle advisory committees for the city of Minneapolis and Hennepin County. &#8220;If you&#8217;re sweaty, who&#8217;s going to sit there in business clothes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yet a growing number of two-wheeled road warriors insist they are doing it without offending their co-workers.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So far, nobody&#8217;s ever said, &#8216;Eeeewie, go find a shower,&#8217; &#8221; Chuck Laszewski said.<\/p>\n<p>For years, Laszewski has ridden six miles from his home in Falcon Heights to work in downtown St. Paul, previously as a reporter with the Pioneer Press and now as communications director for the Minnesota Center for Environmental Advocacy.<\/p>\n<p>Laszewski changes his clothes at work, but like many bike commuters, he says most summer days it&#8217;s cool enough in the morning that a cyclist who isn&#8217;t trying to break a time-trial record won&#8217;t get too hot and need a shower.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Most summer days, it&#8217;s about 70 degrees when I get to work, so you&#8217;re not going to get into a huge sweat,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>On the few days when it&#8217;s really steamy, he brings a towel to dry off before he gets to his desk. &#8220;God bless Madison Avenue. They do know how to make a good deodorant in this country,&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>One hopes so.<\/p>\n<p>And what&#8217;s this &#8220;if you&#8217;re not trying to break a time trial&#8221; BS?\u00a0\u00a0 <em>Of course\u00a0 <\/em>I am.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re pushing it all the way, it&#8217;s testing your limits (however feeble your limits may be); you&#8217;re pushing yourself.\u00a0 You&#8217;re getting a much better workout.\u00a0 You&#8217;re getting to work or home faster. You&#8217;re giving yourself something to live for; that adrenaline rush that comes from passing someone 15 years younger than you wearing lycra and riding a bike that costs more than my car.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the thrill of &#8220;Victory&#8221;, or at least of blowing other peoples&#8217; cranks off.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, you&#8217;re just commuting.\u00a0 And you can do that in a car or on the bus, for crying out loud.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There was a shower at work when Jay Walljasper was editor of the Utne Reader, but Walljasper said he rarely used it after biking to work.&#8221;I never had any complaints from my colleagues about my slovenliness or unpleasant odors coming from my direction,&#8221; he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But then, you were the editor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since I started biking, I&#8217;ve wondered at some of my fellow riders &#8211; the guys who you&#8217;ll see pedaling down the street in dockers, dress shirts and loafers, ties cinched around their necks, laptops bungeed to their panniers, heading to (usually) some state or non-profit office.\u00a0 I asked &#8211; how do they manage that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}