{"id":308,"date":"2007-01-09T13:32:03","date_gmt":"2007-01-09T19:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2007\/01\/09\/my-machine-shes-a-dud-all-stuck-in-the-mud\/"},"modified":"2007-01-10T15:40:51","modified_gmt":"2007-01-10T21:40:51","slug":"my-machine-shes-a-dud-all-stuck-in-the-mud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"My Machine, She&#8217;s a Dud, All Stuck In The Mud&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New York&#8217;s stench is apparently a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/01092007\/news\/regionalnews\/n_j_s_p_u__ripens_apple_regionalnews_tom_liddy__dan_kadison_and_andy_geller.htm\">Jersey swamp thing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Across the length and breadth of Manhattan, people were asking, &#8220;What&#8217;s that smell?&#8221; after a pungent odor like natural gas or rotten eggs blanketed the borough and northern New Jersey for three hours yesterday morning.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>By evening, the answer seemed to be a stinky gas emitted by a New Jersey swamp or marsh.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So the winner of the &#8220;Why Does NYC Stink&#8221; poll is &#8220;Jersey Swamp&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m out $20; I had &#8220;the fetid stew of [frequent commenter] Angryclown&#8217;s ill-contained ire wafting in from Queens&#8221; or Lawn Gisland or whereever he lives&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New York&#8217;s stench is apparently a Jersey swamp thing: Across the length and breadth of Manhattan, people were asking, &#8220;What&#8217;s that smell?&#8221; after a pungent odor like natural gas or rotten eggs blanketed the borough and northern New Jersey for three hours yesterday morning. By evening, the answer seemed to be a stinky gas emitted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}