{"id":30502,"date":"2012-09-19T12:20:58","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T17:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=30502"},"modified":"2012-09-19T09:57:56","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T14:57:56","slug":"phan-doi-no-la-gi-cho-bua-an-toi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=30502","title":{"rendered":"Ph\u1ea3n \u0111\u1ed1i!  N\u00f3 L\u00e0 G\u00ec Cho B\u1eefa \u0103n T\u1ed1i!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Or words to that effect. \u00a0It&#8217;s from Google Translate. \u00a0But I figure most of my audience isn&#8217;t going to be able to correct me on this [1])<\/p>\n<p>So I went to Mai Village last night. \u00a0Mai Village was one of the little welter of ma-and-pa small businesses that, between the mid-eighties and the beginning of the Central Corridor construction, helped make University Avenue&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;well, not exactly &#8220;thrive&#8221;, but then the only thing that really thrives in Saint Paul is government. \u00a0But compared to the desolate, vacant, blighted strip that the street was in the eighties, a couple of waves of Southeast Asian immigrants &#8211; Vietnamese and then H&#8217;mong, Lao and Cambodian &#8211; at least brought people, activity, commerce and\u00a0<em>life\u00a0<\/em>to the Avenue.<\/p>\n<p>But it wasn&#8217;t the kind of business that Saint Paul&#8217;s government or the Met Council wanted &#8211; white, MPR-friendly, upper-middle-class, Caribou\/Patagonia\/Noodles-And-Company kinds of businesses. \u00a0So they decided to drive their accursed train straight down University. \u00a0This, on top of Minnesota and Saint Paul&#8217;s already-crushing regulatory burden.<\/p>\n<p>Someone asked in the comment section the other day &#8220;what kind of business will make it on University?&#8221; \u00a0Little service-oriented businesses that don&#8217;t need parking, maybe? \u00a0Tiny hole-in-the-wall places with as little overhead as possible and fanatical little clienteles, I&#8217;d suspect. \u00a0The big winners, of course, will be the big national chains &#8211; Caribou, Patagonia, NoodleCo, Chipotle &#8211; that have the financial wherewithal to ride out the construction and the political clout to score vacant space near <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metrocouncil.org\/transportation\/ccorridor\/centralcorridor.asp\">the stations<\/a>\u00a0that will squat in the street every half-mile through Frogtown and the near North End.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, if you&#8217;re in between those stations, you&#8217;re screwed.<\/p>\n<p>Mai Village isn&#8217;t a hole in the wall &#8211; not anymore. \u00a0When I first when there, of course, it was almost literally that; a nondescript little warren you entered through a door in a seedy-looking brick wall with very little fanfare directly off of Uni, with fantastic food. \u00a0They made the &#8220;mistake&#8221; of investing in their business and in University avenue, back before the Central Corridor. \u00a0They built a\u00a0<em>beautiful\u00a0<\/em>restaurant, full of Vietnamese artifacts and decor and big gorgeous windows looking out on the street, back when the street was a slowly rebuilding strip of humanity. \u00a0It&#8217;s big, comfortable, serene &#8211; and I do love the food.<\/p>\n<p>Today the view is of rail construction, and the Mai Village is hurting, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twincities.com\/stpaul\/ci_21563656\/mai-village-owners-trying-forestall-sheriffs-sale.v6\">struggling to make the payments on an investment based on pre-construction customer base<\/a>\u00a0with a clientele that&#8217;s been gutted by the rail construction.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;d like to grab dinner there one of these nights (actually I did, last night, but I&#8217;m game again); I&#8217;m craving the chicken curry, truth be told.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m going to have a&#8230;well, not &#8220;MOB&#8221; event, really, but I&#8217;m going to throw this out there; I&#8217;m going to Mai Village\u00a0next\u00a0Thursday, September 27. \u00a0Let&#8217;s say 7:00, to allow time for people to try to navigate the area. \u00a0I&#8217;ll just be grabbing some more chicken curry (or maybe the ginger pork with rice noodles &#8211; I&#8217;ve been craving good <em>Bun Heo Nuong\u00a0<\/em>since Vina closed). \u00a0If you can show up, by all means do. \u00a0It&#8217;s not a &#8220;protest&#8221;, per se, although I won&#8217;t discourage people venting about the Mogadishu-like morass that the construction has inflicted on the neighborhood, the misery of trying to get anywhere in the area, and the difficulty of parking (and I&#8217;ll give you a St. Paul-resident&#8217;s shortcut or two for those of you coming to Frogtown for the first time, later next week). \u00a0And it&#8217;s not political, really &#8211; liberals&#8217; money is just as good as anyone&#8217;s. \u00a0 Come on down.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d be so kind as to leave an RSVP in the comments, I&#8217;ll make sure I get enough seats when I go next week. \u00a0Or just show up. \u00a0Either way, hope to see you there.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>[1] It&#8217;s supposed to say &#8220;Protest! It&#8217;s What&#8217;s For Dinner!&#8221; in Vietnamese, but I have no idea. \u00a0As they say in Arabic, &#8220;Insh&#8217;Google&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;If it&#8217;s Google&#8217;s will&#8221;. \u00a0[2]<\/p>\n<p>[2] I know, it probably doesn&#8217;t work either, just replacing the &#8220;Allah&#8221; in &#8220;Insh&#8217;allah&#8221;, &#8220;if it&#8217;s God&#8217;s will&#8221;, with Google. \u00a0But then you don&#8217;t come here for grammatically correct Arabic, really, do you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Or words to that effect. \u00a0It&#8217;s from Google Translate. \u00a0But I figure most of my audience isn&#8217;t going to be able to correct me on this [1]) So I went to Mai Village last night. \u00a0Mai Village was one of the little welter of ma-and-pa small businesses that, between the mid-eighties and the beginning of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mob","category-st-paul"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30502"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30519,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30502\/revisions\/30519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}