{"id":30148,"date":"2012-09-03T06:50:14","date_gmt":"2012-09-03T11:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=30148"},"modified":"2012-09-02T17:55:54","modified_gmt":"2012-09-02T22:55:54","slug":"jersey-shore-cancelled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=30148","title":{"rendered":"Jersey Shore Cancelled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And I&#8217;m just a tad happy to say I have never watched it, and could not pick &#8220;Snooki&#8221; out of a lineup.  <\/p>\n<p>I write this not  to indulge my cultural smugness, or even to Neely report the fact.  I write it for the tie-in; it&#8217;s Labor Day, and &#8220;Snooki&#8221; was reportedly in labor to deliver some sort of toy baby.  Apparently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I&#8217;m just a tad happy to say I have never watched it, and could not pick &#8220;Snooki&#8221; out of a lineup. I write this not to indulge my cultural smugness, or even to Neely report the fact. I write it for the tie-in; it&#8217;s Labor Day, and &#8220;Snooki&#8221; was reportedly in labor to deliver [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,20,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e","category-democrats","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30149,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30148\/revisions\/30149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}