Right off the bat, I can empathize. Lawn mowers don’t have a complicated life. They start, they run, they cut. In that order. A lawn mower unable to perform any of these three elements would foster hatred in the heart of any property owner.<\/p>\n
\u00a0He told police: “I can do that, it’s my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Okay, fearless readers, who wants to handle that<\/em> one?<\/p>\nA woman who lives at Walendowski’s house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
No, really?<\/p>\n
Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Wow. That would have paid for years of lawnmower tune-ups and oil changes. Heck, that would have paid for years of lawn mowers.<\/p>\n
A call to Walendowski’s home went unanswered Friday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Seriously, what could possibly come of that<\/em> conversation? Again, the comments section might offer some insight here as well. Anyone up to the task?<\/p>\nThere was no information available on the condition of the lawn mower.<\/p>\n
There was no mention of Brett Favre in the article either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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