{"id":2907,"date":"2008-07-24T05:08:11","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T10:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2907"},"modified":"2008-07-24T11:15:38","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T16:15:38","slug":"woo-hoo-im-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2907","title":{"rendered":"Woo Hoo! I&#8217;m #1!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/thecuckingstool.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/reading-pop-bottles.html\">look who pooed on my floor<\/a>&#8221; department:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m not interested in blog-gazing &#8220;across the isle&#8221; by finding the most ridiculous post from <strong>the most ridiculous local righty blogger<\/strong> and taking pot-shots at it (for old time&#8217;s sake, this is Mitch Berg in case you are wondering<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Still the best, baby!<\/p>\n<p>You hear that, Ed Morrissey? You feelin&#8217; it, Hinderaker? Brodkorb? Kersten?<\/p>\n<p>Cuckly the Stoo says <em>I am the most ridiculous<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the shee-izzy-neeyot! At least, according to&#8230;um, <font color=\"#808080\"><small>an anonymous crankblogger who &#8220;won&#8221; the &#8220;City Pages&#8221; last &#8220;Best Leftyblogger&#8221; award&#8230;<\/small><\/font><\/p>\n<p>(Note to new conservative bloggers: when they call you &#8220;ridiculous&#8221;, &#8220;thin-skinned&#8221; or <strike>worse<\/strike> better, it&#8217;s because they&#8217;ve bounced all their intellectual checks, and are digging for rhetorical change under bus seats).<\/p>\n<p>The mission is proceeding according to plan.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>That<\/em> should get &#8217;em talking&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the &#8220;look who pooed on my floor&#8221; department: I&#8217;m not interested in blog-gazing &#8220;across the isle&#8221; by finding the most ridiculous post from the most ridiculous local righty blogger and taking pot-shots at it (for old time&#8217;s sake, this is Mitch Berg in case you are wondering Still the best, baby! You hear that, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}