{"id":2876,"date":"2008-07-16T12:03:28","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T17:03:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2876"},"modified":"2008-07-16T09:58:46","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T14:58:46","slug":"how-i-learned-to-love-the-poop-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2876","title":{"rendered":"How I Learned To Love The Poop Bomb"},"content":{"rendered":"

In Denver, they’re getting concerned<\/a> about the “anarchists” and their plans for the Democratic National Convention.<\/p>\n

A draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters of materials such as weighted pipes and chains and items that can make urine and feces bombs.<\/p>\n

Police say that such materials are potentially dangerous. The City Council Safety Committee will review the proposal July 23.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you make poop bombs illegal, then only criminals will have poop bombs.<\/p>\n

Well, hang on.\u00a0\u00a0Are we to assume that the Denver Police…:<\/p>\n

a)\u00a0…are paranoid?<\/p>\n

b) …have been sniffing butane?<\/p>\n

c) …employ Ryan Rhodes<\/a>?<\/p>\n

What could possibly prompt them to do this?<\/p>\n

LaCabe, who oversees the police department, said the proposed ordinance requires authorities, before they make an arrest, to find an intent to use the material to obstruct the public’s right to move freely.<\/p>\n

“We certainly don’t want to interfere with anyone’s First Amendment rights and the right to be heard,” [Denver’s Safety Manager Al] LaCabe said. “But it has to be done in such a way that it does not obstruct or endanger the general public or the police department.”…The proposed ordinance would ban material, such as weighted pipe and chains, to fashion what are known as “sleeping dragons.” Protesters have chained themselves to such devices at other protests to make it difficult for police to arrest and remove them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I thought, briefly, about checking with the various metro jurisdictions to see if perhaps there were already any poop-bomb control ordinances…<\/p>\n

…but then I realized, why bother?\u00a0 While I have in the past wondered if I should take the claims by some of the protest organizers that they want to “shut down the convention” and “make the people of Saint Paul know what the people of Baghdad feel like” seriously, Scottsdale Woman of Fired O’Glake says<\/a> that’s just silly, and it’s all gonna be OK!<\/p>\n

Except for Protest Warrior, who are thugs who smash everything in their path.\u00a0 Natch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In Denver, they’re getting concerned about the “anarchists” and their plans for the Democratic National Convention. A draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters of materials such as weighted pipes and chains and items that can make urine and feces bombs. Police say that such materials are potentially […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-convention-08","category-days-of-adolescent-rage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}