{"id":2816,"date":"2008-07-04T06:01:17","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T11:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2816"},"modified":"2008-07-04T06:01:17","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T11:01:17","slug":"brats-fuhgettaboutit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2816","title":{"rendered":"Brats? Fuhgettaboutit."},"content":{"rendered":"

The Millard Fillmore Golf Tourney is almost upon us.<\/p>\n

And the greatest tradition of all – selecting the sausage to be grilled at the Post-MilF party – has begun.<\/p>\n

And for the love of all that is holy, Italian Sausage must <\/em>beat out Brats or that other sausagoid product whose name is too foul to utter.<\/p>\n

So go here and do what’s right<\/a>.\u00a0 Italian. Please, please, please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Millard Fillmore Golf Tourney is almost upon us. And the greatest tradition of all – selecting the sausage to be grilled at the Post-MilF party – has begun. And for the love of all that is holy, Italian Sausage must beat out Brats or that other sausagoid product whose name is too foul to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}