{"id":27838,"date":"2012-05-09T12:30:34","date_gmt":"2012-05-09T17:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=27838"},"modified":"2012-05-10T10:38:10","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T15:38:10","slug":"three-steps-to-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=27838","title":{"rendered":"Three Steps To Power"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The U of M Duluth shows that, if you seek to impose policy via grievance,<a href=\"http:\/\/d-umn.campusreform.org\/group\/blog\/hunger-strike-forces-university-to-build-gender-neutral-bathrooms\"> it&#8217;s really as simple as 1-2-3<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>In this case, it&#8217;s the case of Blair Moses. \u00a0Mr. Moses wanted UMD to install more &#8220;Gender-Neutral Bathrooms&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not here to judge Mr. Moses&#8217;s goal; I know people with gender issues, and it&#8217;s not a trival thing.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, UMD is a public institution, supported by tax dollars, and bathrooms aren&#8217;t cheap, and it&#8217;s somewhat illuminating to notice the degree to which policy can by pushed by shrill, intransigent insistence (see also: thousands of yobbos with purple-painted faces demanding we all knuckle under to the NFL&#8217;s blackmail so they don&#8217;t have to find some other meaning in life than supporting <del>Zygi Wilf&#8217;s real estate investment<\/del> &#8220;their team&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>Did I say &#8220;simple as 1-2-3?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Why yes &#8211; I did:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Step One: Make a Shrill Demand<\/strong>: No matter how outrageous the demand is, state it as an absolute:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In late April, Moses sent a letter to the administration with two demands. First, he insisted they &#8220;take immediate action to begin the process of designating more gender neutral bathrooms.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Step Two: Ratchet Up The Emotion!<\/strong>: \u00a0Budgeting and finance are such dry, empirical subjects. \u00a0Emotion sells better.<\/p>\n<p>How much emotion? \u00a0In the movie &#8220;The Usual Suspects&#8221;, the Turkish arch-villain Keyser S\u00f6ze operates under the axiom that when you show you&#8217;ll go further than your opponent will, you win.<\/p>\n<p>And Blair Moses certainly goes there:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Second, he demanded an &#8220;announcement stating the said day of change.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the letter, Moses threatened that if his demands were not met by April 26, he would begin a hunger strike for three weeks or more.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Step 3: Work On That End-Zone Happy Dance For When Minnesota Bureaucrats Acquiesce <\/strong>in the face of your shrill, queue-jumping demand for your priorities to be pushed ahead of <em>everybody <\/em>else&#8217;s:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Late in the day on April 26, Moses uploaded a video to YouTube claiming he had begun his hunger strike and was &#8220;sweating&#8221; because he &#8220;had not eaten&#8221; all day. He continued to cite current policy regarding &#8220;gendered&#8221; bathrooms, describing them as &#8220;oppressive&#8221; and a &#8220;problem&#8221; on campus.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No, really:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The very next day, April 27, the university administration ceded to both of his demands.<\/p>\n<p>Chancellor Lendley C. Black issued a campus-wide e-mail stating the school would take &#8220;immediate steps&#8221; to resolve the issue and would &#8220;provide two gender neutral restrooms&#8221; in the student center. Additionally, she pledged that all new construction projects and remodels would include at least one gender neutral restroom.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Who says college doesn&#8217;t teach anything these days?<\/p>\n<p>If I were a betting man &#8211; and I&#8217;m not &#8211; I&#8217;d wager money that we see hunger strikes over meat at the cafeteria, cars on campus, and finally the fact that it costs to go to UMD at all.<\/p>\n<p>Any action on that bet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The U of M Duluth shows that, if you seek to impose policy via grievance, it&#8217;s really as simple as 1-2-3! In this case, it&#8217;s the case of Blair Moses. \u00a0Mr. Moses wanted UMD to install more &#8220;Gender-Neutral Bathrooms&#8221;. Now, I&#8217;m not here to judge Mr. Moses&#8217;s goal; I know people with gender issues, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,51,129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war","category-liberal-tyranny","category-unions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27838"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27853,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27838\/revisions\/27853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}