{"id":27630,"date":"2012-04-26T12:00:51","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T17:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=27630"},"modified":"2012-04-26T10:51:46","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T15:51:46","slug":"and-now-ill-drive-to-seattle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=27630","title":{"rendered":"And Now I&#8217;ll <i>Drive<\/i> To Seattle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cDear Cousin Achmed,<\/p>\n<p>I write with joyful news. I have been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twincities.com\/ci_20485454\/security-checks-eased-atlanta-airport-hires\">hired as an airport screener in Atlanta<\/a>! From here, we can send holy warriors anywhere in America. Tell Cousin Osama to send jihadis at once.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We&#8217;re going from &#8220;Security Theatre&#8221; to &#8220;Security Sitcom&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park writes: \u201cDear Cousin Achmed, I write with joyful news. I have been hired as an airport screener in Atlanta! From here, we can send holy warriors anywhere in America. Tell Cousin Osama to send jihadis at once.\u201d We&#8217;re going from &#8220;Security Theatre&#8221; to &#8220;Security Sitcom&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-war-on-terror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27630"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27631,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27630\/revisions\/27631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}