{"id":27617,"date":"2012-04-25T07:18:24","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T12:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=27617"},"modified":"2013-01-21T14:22:54","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T20:22:54","slug":"open-letter-to-the-entire-american-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=27617","title":{"rendered":"Open Letter To The Entire American Left"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: The Entire American Left<br \/>\nFrom: Mitch Berg, non-spokesman for The Entire American Right<br \/>\nRe: Kudos<\/p>\n<p>Dear Entire American Left,<\/p>\n<p>No, no, I absolutely <em><strong>beg <\/strong><\/em>of you all &#8211; please, please please&#8230;:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Don&#8217;t ramp up your recent re-declaration of the war on the law-abiding gun owner! \u00a0Please don&#8217;t parade an endless, well, parade of long-discredited chanting heads in front of your compliant media to throw rocks at guns and gun laws. \u00a0Don&#8217;t keep attacking &#8220;Stand Your Ground&#8221; so long that we have to wheel out the stats that show that &#8220;Stand Your Ground&#8221; has been, lefty narrative aside, a national success. \u00a0Please don&#8217;t keep doing this. \u00a0Please.<\/li>\n<li>Indeed, whatever you do, don&#8217;t double and triple down on your push to roll back advances in civil liberties in re the law-abiding citizen&#8217;s right to bear arms. \u00a0If there&#8217;s anything that will destroy the conservative movement in this election, it&#8217;s having the Ira Glasses and Bob Garfields and Keri Millers of the world mobilized against the Second Amendment.<\/li>\n<li>Whatever you do, I <strong><em>beg <\/em><\/strong>you, please don&#8217;t keep alienating males of all ethnic backgrounds! \u00a0That &#8220;war on women&#8221; that all men are supposedly fighting? \u00a0That&#8217;ll be electoral gold for ya!<\/li>\n<li>And please, please, don&#8217;t keep making your &#8220;vision for America&#8221; something that makes more sense as a &#8220;Vision for France&#8221;. \u00a0Americans <em>love <\/em>that kind of thing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Please, lefties. \u00a0Don&#8217;t keep doing any of that. \u00a0It&#8217;ll just destroy us this November.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: The Entire American Left From: Mitch Berg, non-spokesman for The Entire American Right Re: Kudos Dear Entire American Left, No, no, I absolutely beg of you all &#8211; please, please please&#8230;: Don&#8217;t ramp up your recent re-declaration of the war on the law-abiding gun owner! \u00a0Please don&#8217;t parade an endless, well, parade of long-discredited [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-27617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-12","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27617"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27623,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27617\/revisions\/27623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}