{"id":2660,"date":"2008-06-05T05:02:03","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T10:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2660"},"modified":"2008-06-05T05:02:03","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T10:02:03","slug":"a-real-american-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2660","title":{"rendered":"A Real American Hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AKA &#8220;The Pansification Of America&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Joseph Lord of Vienna, Maine was tired of having scumbags working over his machine shop for scrap metal, and being told the police could do nothing.<\/p>\n<p>The good news:\u00a0 like any <em>real <\/em>American, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20080604\/ap_on_re_us\/odd_metal_theft_vigilante\">he did the right thing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The owner of a machine shop where thieves stole $3,000 worth of scrap steel, iron and aluminum wasn&#8217;t going to let it happen again. After Saturday night&#8217;s theft, Joseph Lord loaded his shotgun and laid low, expecting the thieves to return. They came back on Tuesday, in broad daylight.<\/p>\n<p>When Lord saw their 2008 F-250 <span class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1212606896_0\">pickup truck<\/span>, he shot out its tires and windshield and blasted its radiator, Kennebec County Sheriff Randall Liberty said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I salute\u00a0you, Mr. Lord.\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The startled thieves took off on foot, but investigators quickly tracked down the truck&#8217;s operator, who will be charged with theft, Liberty said. Charges are pending against an accomplice, the sheriff said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, as to the bad news?\u00a0 Well, OK &#8211; you expect the county sheriff to tut-tut and urge citizens not to &#8220;take the law into their own hands&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Liberty said he discourages the use of guns to protect property. In this case, Lord told investigators he wanted to disable the vehicle so the criminals couldn&#8217;t escape.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can understand the frustration that Mr. Lord must have been experiencing,&#8221; Liberty said. But, he added, &#8220;We don&#8217;t want to see anyone get hurt over property.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Although the odds of someone innocent being hurt had the scumbags decided to burgle Mr. Lord&#8217;s home, and someone was in the house, would have been vastly higher).\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>No, the main symptom of pansification was the Yahoo News headline that came with the story:\u00a0 &#8220;<strong>&#8216;Vigilante&#8217; gets revenge on metal shop thieves<\/strong>&#8220;.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Vigilante&#8221;.\u00a0 Sheesh.<\/p>\n<p>Since the partisan press holds that word over <em>everyone <\/em>who doesn&#8217;t act like a mute sheep in the face of criminal aggression is\u00a0a &#8220;vigilante&#8221;, &#8220;gun nut&#8221; or &#8220;paranaoiac&#8221;, perhaps we &#8211; the Real Americans &#8211; need to take those words back.\u00a0 After all, &#8220;Vigilante&#8221; in the original Latin was <em>Vigiles<\/em> &#8211; basically &#8220;neighborhood block club&#8221;.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And congrats, Mr. Lord.\u00a0 You are a great living American.<\/p>\n<p>(NOTE:\u00a0 I&#8217;m in a less-than-charitable mood today.\u00a0 Any comments criticizing Mr. Lord will be edited for my amusement.\u00a0 This is true only for this post &#8211; but it is the case.\u00a0 There is no appeal).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AKA &#8220;The Pansification Of America&#8221; Joseph Lord of Vienna, Maine was tired of having scumbags working over his machine shop for scrap metal, and being told the police could do nothing. The good news:\u00a0 like any real American, he did the right thing: The owner of a machine shop where thieves stole $3,000 worth of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-victim-disarmament"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}