{"id":2632,"date":"2008-05-30T06:05:27","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T11:05:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2632"},"modified":"2008-06-06T11:56:32","modified_gmt":"2008-06-06T16:56:32","slug":"the-audacity-of-nuisance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2632","title":{"rendered":"The Audacity of Nuisance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Living in a one-party city, you see and hear some strange things.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a conceit on the part of an awful lot of Twin Cities leftists &#8211; Democrats, Greenies, and all their various flavors &#8211; that &#8220;if we just <em>showed Republicans the truth<\/em>, they&#8217;d be Democrats!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That point of view is in full foam as we head toward the GOP Convention this fall. One &#8220;local&#8221; group plans on putting &#8220;huge Jumbotrons&#8221; on both sides of downtown &#8211; on Cathedral Hill and Harriet Island &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=J7Kznmrc3o4\">to beam videos over the city during the convention<\/a>, apparently to try to convert Republicans.<\/p>\n<p>These, by the way, are some of the same people who fulminate about <em>billboards<\/em> in Saint Paul. Go figure.<\/p>\n<p>And now, says Schmelzer at the Minnesoros Monitor, they plan to try to &#8220;Rock some sense into the Republicans&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, really!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The Republican National Convention is coming to the Twin Cities in September, and wouldn&#8217;t it be a shame if there was no one to play deafening power chords just up the street?&#8221; So reads text at the website of ProVention, online homebase for a <a href=\"http:\/\/proventionconcert.org\/concert.php\" target=\"_blank\">concert<\/a> planned in Lowertown St. Paul on Sept. 3 and 4 to coincide with the GOP convention.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>They assure us, of course, that&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;the point isn&#8217;t an antagonistic, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/middle_east\/2855269.stm\" target=\"_blank\">Noriega-psyops<\/a> kind of thing, but to welcome Republican guests with &#8220;music, beauty and rational engagement&#8221; (here&#8217;s the group&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/proventionconcert.org\/platform.php\" target=\"_blank\">platform<\/a>).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We&#8217;ll come back to that &#8220;noriega&#8221; thing in a bit.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The lineup &#8212; which may change, &#8220;probably in the direction of more and more ginormously powerful&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A quick tangent; I think Americans of all creeds, colors, orientations and parties can unite behind the notion that people who use &#8220;ginormous&#8221; in any context can and should be shipped to camps in the Mojave Desert.\u00a0 Can I get an amen?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; out of one corner of their mouth, they say this is no &#8220;noriega-like psyop&#8221;.\u00a0 And then they say&#8230;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8212; has elephantine star power: Tapes &#8216;n&#8217; Tapes,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tapes &#8216;n Tapes.<\/p>\n<p>I, for one, choose waterboarding.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Living in a one-party city, you see and hear some strange things. There&#8217;s a conceit on the part of an awful lot of Twin Cities leftists &#8211; Democrats, Greenies, and all their various flavors &#8211; that &#8220;if we just showed Republicans the truth, they&#8217;d be Democrats!&#8221; That point of view is in full foam as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,41,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-08","category-convention-08","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}