{"id":2506,"date":"2008-05-01T05:36:20","date_gmt":"2008-05-01T10:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2506"},"modified":"2008-04-30T18:56:54","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T23:56:54","slug":"token","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2506","title":{"rendered":"Token"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jeff Brandenberger thinks that economic growth is a generally good thing.\u00a0 The self-described DFLer and ELCA Lutheran works a job in the private sector and would like the school system to suck less.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Huh?&#8221;, you might say, before rejoining &#8220;Big friggin&#8217; deal!&#8221;.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And you&#8217;d be right.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Background:\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never smoked so much as a joint in my life; compared to me, Chad the Elder is a Dave Matthews roadie.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And yet I don&#8217;t care if people do light up around me.\u00a0 Pot has its harmful effects &#8211; it&#8217;s half the reason people still listen to the Doors &#8211; but less, all in all, than booze, which I cheerfully enjoy.\u00a0 Drunk people start brawls and smack people around; baked people lie around and look for cheetos.\u00a0 I&#8217;d have little problem legalizing, or at least decriminalizing, pot &#8211; although I&#8217;d still not partake because, jeezawfriday, it&#8217;s <em>smoke<\/em>, man.\u00a0 How <em>do <\/em>you inhale that crap?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah.\u00a0 I&#8217;m a conservative Christian Republican.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Andy Birkey at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2498\">MRTA Monitor<\/a> writes a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.minnesotamonitor.com\/showDiary.do?diaryId=3845\"> piece to lend propaganda suppor<\/a>t to a DFL &#8220;medical pot&#8221; bill in the Legislature (I add emphasis):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Iron Range resident K.K. Forss has found medical marijuana to be a substantial relief for pain he suffers as the result of a disc that burst in his neck. The self-described <strong>registered Republican and born-again Christian<\/strong> uses marijuana for pain he says is constant and debilitating.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, Andy Birkey being an online &#8220;citizen journalist&#8221; and all, he was smart enough to find a cheeba monkey who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=K.+K.+Forss&#038;hl=en&#038;start=0&#038;sa=N\">has no google record<\/a> of being a &#8220;Republicans for Kucinich&#8221;-type Republican, or even a Sturdevant-approved one.\u00a0 So maybe there&#8217;s something to that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;except who cares?\u00a0 What is that factoid supposed to lend this story?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeff Brandenberger thinks that economic growth is a generally good thing.\u00a0 The self-described DFLer and ELCA Lutheran works a job in the private sector and would like the school system to suck less. &#8220;Huh?&#8221;, you might say, before rejoining &#8220;Big friggin&#8217; deal!&#8221;.\u00a0 And you&#8217;d be right.\u00a0 Background:\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never smoked so much as a joint [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberty","category-minnesota-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}