{"id":2497,"date":"2008-04-30T04:58:07","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T09:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2497"},"modified":"2008-04-30T04:58:07","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T09:58:07","slug":"if-it-didnt-exist-someone-would-have-to-make-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2497","title":{"rendered":"If It Didn&#8217;t Exist, Someone Would Have To Make It Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t even know Minnesota <em>had <\/em>a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/18370349.html\">best mullet contest<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A 3-year-old Red Wing boy has won first prize in this year&#8217;s Minnesota Mullet Contest, and yes, there is such a thing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hockey Moms magazine, a Minnesota publication that&#8217;s distributed at hockey arenas, named Brady Arneson&#8217;s blond hairdo the best.<\/p>\n<p>Mullets are a family tradition for the Arnesons \u2014 Brady&#8217;s older brother Blake won the same award in 2005. Their father Scott Arneson also had a mullet as a child.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think they also do a &#8220;cutest gap in teeth&#8221; award.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t even know Minnesota had a best mullet contest: A 3-year-old Red Wing boy has won first prize in this year&#8217;s Minnesota Mullet Contest, and yes, there is such a thing. But I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised. Hockey Moms magazine, a Minnesota publication that&#8217;s distributed at hockey arenas, named Brady Arneson&#8217;s blond hairdo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-midwest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}