{"id":2455,"date":"2008-04-19T07:47:55","date_gmt":"2008-04-19T12:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2455"},"modified":"2014-05-21T16:38:57","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T21:38:57","slug":"happy-patriots-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2455","title":{"rendered":"Happy Patriots Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"

No, not the football team – the anniversary of Paul Revere’s ride to mobilize the militia against the British, and the Battles of Lexington and Concord.<\/p>\n

By bypassing the mainstream media and taking the word directly to the people, Revere was in a sense the first conservative blogger; indeed, had his horse been named “Blog”, the metaphor would stand on its own.<\/p>\n

Sadly, that is not the case.<\/p>\n

However, a look through Massachusetts state archives reveals that, like a good conservative pundit in the public eye, Revere stirred up a firestom of controversy.<\/p>\n

In the Bofton Ftar-Tribune, <\/em>columnist Richelieu Sturdevaant wrote:<\/p>\n

Patriots of olde have lamented to me that thif is a fad, far cry from the old days in Maffachufettes, where real patriots worked with the Britifh Government!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Zebulon Perry, writing the Maffachufsetf Monitor<\/em> – a broadsheet funded by British parliamentarian and tax patriarch George Townsend<\/a>, wrote:<\/p>\n

Revere, who riddeth fourth against the lawful Brittifh taxes, is funded by the Sons of Liberty!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hezekiel Martens, of Citizens for a British Massachusetts, noted:<\/p>\n

The righte to keepe and bear armfe is clearly laid down in the Britifh Conftitutione to derive to the Militia, which is the Britifh Redcoatte. Mufkettes kill 1,000,000 Maffachufettef children a year.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Grace Kelleye, writing fo the broadsheet MassRed, <\/em>wrote:<\/p>\n

George Washington is the real fascist. We should all lay down on the roade in front of Mr. Revere.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Lord Jefferey Fleckey of Broadsheet of the Moderatte Royaliste<\/em> simply wrote:<\/p>\n

Revere if fo pwnn3edde<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And Otis Coleman of the Ftrib <\/em>wrote:<\/p>\n

Fure, fit a ftupid overfexed filverfmith aftride a faft horfe, and fure, he’ll feel like a ftud. Fo what? He’fe no big cheefe. Af a feventh-grader fitting on my knapfack, sucking on a sucker, fifty yearf ago on the weft fide of Bofton, I faw that.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Really!<\/p>\n

Happy Patriots Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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