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…I need to come up with something equally catchy, profound and cogent.<\/em><\/p>\n GRUMPLEMAN-MORRISS rips a big square out of a box for a big-screen TV.<\/p>\n GRUMPLEMAN-MORRISS: \u00a0Hm. \u00a0It’s a beautiful night. \u00a0The stars are like crystals. \u00a0Hm. \u00a0There we go! \u00a0“It’s a Crystal Night for the 1%”<\/em><\/p>\n <\/em>She scibbles the saying frantically onto the sign. \u00a0Then she goes to the dorm fridge and grabs a Red Bull.<\/p>\n GRUMPLEMAN-MORRISS: (quaffing the Red Bull) \u00a0 Hmm. \u00a0I’m on a roll. \u00a0What else? \u00a0I’m so tired of having to worry about the future. \u00a0We need to come up with a…a final solution! \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n <\/em>She frantically tears out another square from a Macintosh box.<\/p>\n GRUMPLEMAN-MORRISS: ”\u00a0We need a Final Solution to rebalance our society!” \u00a0<\/em>(Whispers sotto voce): Perfect!<\/em><\/p>\n <\/em>She gets up and makes a cup of coffee with one of those Keurig individual coffee makers.<\/p>\n GRUMPLEMAN-MORRISS: \u00a0Maybe we need to ennoble the concept for working for a living…Hey! \u00a0Perfect! \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n She frantically rips out another square.<\/p>\n GRUMPLEMAN-MORRISS: “Dear 1%: Work makes you free!”<\/em><\/p>\n <\/em>She admires her handiwork.<\/p>\n GRUMPLEMAN-MORRISS: Goddess, those Teabaggers are culturally illiterate!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Did you know I’m a clairvoyant? Either did anyone else! SCENE: \u00a0Tanya Grumpleman-Morriss, 21, a Grievance Studies major at Bard College, is making her new sign for the next day’s “Occupy” Rally. \u00a0The entire scene takes place in her head. GRUMPLEMAN-MORRISS: My last sign was such a success… …I need to come up with something […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trains-and-automobiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24549"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24551,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24549\/revisions\/24551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}