{"id":2443,"date":"2008-04-16T08:15:27","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T13:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2443"},"modified":"2008-06-17T06:25:44","modified_gmt":"2008-06-17T11:25:44","slug":"my-morning-so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2443","title":{"rendered":"My Morning So Far"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was awoken at 4AM by my dog barking madly.<\/p>\n<p>I grabbed a handgun, an axe, a bag of lime, some plastic contractors bags and a bow saw (*) and walked downstairs.<\/p>\n<p>There was a drunk wearing a Wild jersey, screaming into a cell phone, standing on the sidewalk.  But the dog was barking out the <em>side <\/em>window.<\/p>\n<p>I walked outside.  A young woman in a Wild jersey was vomiting in my garden.<\/p>\n<p>Someone wanna get Dave Thune on this?  I don&#8217;t want my neighborhood swarming with puking Hamline kids\/hockey fans.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I sent them on their way.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>* Oops &#8211; misspoke again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;or&#8230;<em>did <\/em>I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was awoken at 4AM by my dog barking madly. I grabbed a handgun, an axe, a bag of lime, some plastic contractors bags and a bow saw (*) and walked downstairs. There was a drunk wearing a Wild jersey, screaming into a cell phone, standing on the sidewalk. But the dog was barking out the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}