{"id":2442,"date":"2008-04-16T08:27:43","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T13:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2442"},"modified":"2008-04-16T11:05:09","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T16:05:09","slug":"cue-bill-conti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2442","title":{"rendered":"Cue Bill Conti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Good News:\u00a0 First bike commute of the season.\u00a0 Almost two full months earlier than I got started last year.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The Better News:\u00a0<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Remaining Legs:\u00a0 2<\/li>\n<li>Remaining Ventricles\/Atria: 2\/2<\/li>\n<li>Butt:\u00a0 Not begging for an amputation, yet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m feeling pretty good, thanks for asking.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED:\u00a0 So it&#8217;s been 20-odd years since I studied any anatomy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Good News:\u00a0 First bike commute of the season.\u00a0 Almost two full months earlier than I got started last year.\u00a0\u00a0 The Better News:\u00a0 Remaining Legs:\u00a0 2 Remaining Ventricles\/Atria: 2\/2 Butt:\u00a0 Not begging for an amputation, yet. I&#8217;m feeling pretty good, thanks for asking. UPDATED:\u00a0 So it&#8217;s been 20-odd years since I studied any anatomy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}