{"id":243,"date":"2006-12-31T10:12:57","date_gmt":"2006-12-31T16:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/24\/susapalooza-the-voting\/"},"modified":"2006-12-31T12:07:33","modified_gmt":"2006-12-31T18:07:33","slug":"susapalooza-the-voting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"Susapalooza – The Voting!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Update 12\/31: <\/strong>Final day of voting – and Dan Stover is still within six votes of Learned Foot. Foot has played a Gopher-like first six days of voting; will Stover pull off a Red Raider-like comeback in the next day?<\/p>\n

Voting ends as close to midnight as I get around to turning it off…<\/p>\n

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What I’ll ask you to do is:<\/p>\n

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  1. Read the dozen Susan Lenfestey parodies,<\/li>\n
  2. Take a deep breath, compare them to Ms. Lenfestey’s actual published <\/a>and blogged <\/a>output,<\/li>\n
  3. Vote for the best parody. Results on New Years Day!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    <\/p>\n

    \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
    Which Is Your Favorite Susan Lenfestey Parody?<\/strong><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nYossarian, “Dashed Dreams<\/a>“<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nLearned Foot, “Christmas Torment<\/a>“<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nMarty Andrade, “Rapid Transit To Hell“<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nDan S., “Conservatives’ Slinky Hatred<\/a>“<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nRiverdan, “Sylvia Plath Was Such A Pollyanna“<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nLassie, “Waterboard My Heart<\/a>“<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nDave, “Waxy Yellow Buildup Of My Life<\/a>“<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nYossarian (Second entry): “Reflections of Misery“<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nSwiftee, “The Dove Of My Spirit Has Crashed Into The Tower Of My Heart“<\/font>
    \n<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nYossarian (Third Entry): “Dungeonmaster Of My Soul“<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nak, “I Am Woman, Hear Me Shriek<\/a>“<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/td>\nzestro, “Echoes Of The Dead“<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    <\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    Free polls from Pollhost.com<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\nVote early and often! Results announced January 1! <\/form>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Update 12\/31: Final day of voting – and Dan Stover is still within six votes of Learned Foot. Foot has played a Gopher-like first six days of voting; will Stover pull off a Red Raider-like comeback in the next day? Voting ends as close to midnight as I get around to turning it off…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}