{"id":2402,"date":"2008-04-08T07:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2402"},"modified":"2008-04-08T10:57:19","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T15:57:19","slug":"fake-but-accurate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2402","title":{"rendered":"Fake But <strike>Accurate<\/strike> Arguably Germane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday evening, as I was driving to drop Scarlett Johannson off at her hotel after a torrid, memorable weekend, we were talking about the free-market solution to the mortgage crisis.  Now, as you know, Scarlett is a bit of a a lefty, but by the time we got to the hotel, she was nodding in agreement.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The market has an inherent wisdom &#8211; almost an&#8230;&#8221;, she thought, &#8220;<em>invisible hand<\/em>, that is both faster <em>and <\/em>smarter than thuddish government regulation&#8221;, she said, running her tongue up my neck under my ear as I drove.<\/p>\n<p>I love economics.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:  OK, so I&#8217;ve never actually dropped Scarlett Johannson off at a hotel.  But the <em>real <\/em>point is, that most rational people will agree that the free market is the best solution to most problems, including &#8211; somewhat paradoxically and, to leftists, counterintuitively &#8211; problems caused by corruption and malfeasance in sectors of the market.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE 2:  Lev from Miami writes &#8220;but you kicked off the story, correct as it may have been in economic terms, by claiming to have gotten this anecdote in the context of a &#8220;torrid, memorable weekend&#8221; with Scarlett Johannson.  Isn&#8217;t that inherently dishonest?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, Lev.  There was a time I might have thought so, too.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/politics\/national\/president\/17364564.html\">According to the Associated Press<\/a>, as long as the point you&#8217;re making with an <em>allegedly-<\/em>fictitious story is legit, really, anything goes.<\/p>\n<p>(Well, and as long as the point agrees with the AP&#8217;s institutional bias, of course).<\/p>\n<p>Fake but accurate; the new &#8220;true&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Lev?  Scarlett says &#8220;hi, and shut up&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday evening, as I was driving to drop Scarlett Johannson off at her hotel after a torrid, memorable weekend, we were talking about the free-market solution to the mortgage crisis. Now, as you know, Scarlett is a bit of a a lefty, but by the time we got to the hotel, she was nodding in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-money"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}