{"id":240,"date":"2006-12-23T10:45:50","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T16:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/23\/susapalooza-the-finalists\/"},"modified":"2006-12-23T17:49:21","modified_gmt":"2006-12-23T23:49:21","slug":"susapalooza-the-finalists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=240","title":{"rendered":"Susapalooza &#8211; The Finalists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first and last annual <a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/23\/susapalooza\/\">Susapalooza <\/a>&#8211; our group parody of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=susan+lenfestey&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a\">Twin Cities professional child of the sixties Susan Lenfestey<\/a> &#8211; is switching into its big finale.<\/p>\n<p>Voting begins tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what you do:  Read the various entries.\u00a0 Voting starts the morning of Christmas Eve.  Winner will be announced on New Years&#8217; day!<\/p>\n<p>The contendas:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Yossarian, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-983\">Dashed Dreams<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Learned Foot, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-986\">Christmas Torment<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Marty Andrade, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-993\">Rapid Transit To Hell<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Dan S., &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-994\">Conservatives&#8217; Slinky Hatred<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Riverdan, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-1009\">Sylvia Plath Was Such A Pollyanna<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Lassie, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-1018\">Waterboard My Heart<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Dave, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-1049\">Waxy Yellow Buildup Of My Life<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Yossarian (Second entry): &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-1055\">Reflections of Misery<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Swiftee, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-1082\">The Dove Of My Spirit Has Crashed Into The Tower Of My Misery<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Yossarian (Third Entry): &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-1088\">Dungeonmaster Of My Soul<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>ak, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-1096\">I Am Woman, Hear Me Shriek<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>zestro, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/12\/22\/susapalooza\/#comment-1103\">Echoes Of The Dead<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Come on back any time between December 24 and December 31.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first and last annual Susapalooza &#8211; our group parody of Twin Cities professional child of the sixties Susan Lenfestey &#8211; is switching into its big finale. 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