{"id":2385,"date":"2008-04-07T07:38:46","date_gmt":"2008-04-07T12:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2385"},"modified":"2008-04-07T08:53:28","modified_gmt":"2008-04-07T13:53:28","slug":"note-to-comedy-central","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2385","title":{"rendered":"Note to Comedy Central"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: Comedy Central<br \/>\nFrom: Mitch Berg<br \/>\nRe: Lewis Black<\/p>\n<p>To whom it may concern,<\/p>\n<p>It seems odd to be lecturing &#8220;Comedy Central&#8221; on the subject of comedy.  But it seems intervention is in order.<\/p>\n<p>Lewis Black is not funny.<\/p>\n<p>He has never <em>been <\/em>funny.<\/p>\n<p>He will never <em>be <\/em>funny.<\/p>\n<p>I know &#8211; he&#8217;s supposed to be a &#8220;dyspeptic crank&#8221;.\u00a0 Sure, it could work; George Burns and George Allen and, what the hell, Dennis Leary have all made careers &#8211; and gotten a billion laughs &#8211; playing cranky misanthropes.<\/p>\n<p>The difference, of course, is that with each of &#8217;em there was something behind the dyspepsia; something you could identify with.\u00a0 And I can&#8217;t even imagine the dissociative guy on the bus identifying with Black.<br \/>\nSummary:  Lewis Black &#8211; not funny.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your consideration.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: Comedy Central From: Mitch Berg Re: Lewis Black To whom it may concern, It seems odd to be lecturing &#8220;Comedy Central&#8221; on the subject of comedy. But it seems intervention is in order. Lewis Black is not funny. He has never been funny. He will never be funny. I know &#8211; he&#8217;s supposed to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}