There is a small stage over to one side (it keeps getting worse) – and standing on the stage is a guy in blue and white (what a surprise), wearing huge furry brown bear claws … and he is dancing. Not even with all that much heart or conviction. He’s just up there. Dancing. Trying to maintain SOME of his dignity. He has props up there, in case anyone wants to join him. And yes, people wanted to join him.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I hated the human race even more.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
On the downside, the poopblogging title has been snatched away from the Twin Cities.<\/p>\n
On the upside – read it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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