{"id":22872,"date":"2011-09-13T12:00:02","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T17:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=22872"},"modified":"2011-09-13T07:22:26","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T12:22:26","slug":"straight-outta-freakytown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=22872","title":{"rendered":"Straight Outta Freakytown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So as some of you know, I use to be a nightclub DJ. \u00a0At one point, I was widely known as &#8220;the best bald, white, father-of-two rap DJ in the Twin Cities&#8221;, a distinction I wear &#8211; wore, anyway &#8211; with hard-earned pride.<\/p>\n<p>Now, there&#8217;s not much about that part of my life that I miss (as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1840\">I believe I&#8217;ve established<\/a>). \u00a0Certainly not most of the music &#8211; indeed, I remember buying a car back in 1990; the seller said &#8220;you know, it doesn&#8217;t have a radio&#8221; and I replied &#8220;Good&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But there are a few bits and pieces of music I miss. \u00a0Not many, but a few.<\/p>\n<p>Gangster Rap is part of the noxious cocktail of debilitation that grips large swathes of urban culture in America (and by that I mean all urban culture; it&#8217;s not a racial code phrase), a cynical exploitive genre that enriches the very few by submerging the many in a toxic mental miasma. \u00a0And for the last twenty years, cynicism aside, most of it&#8217;s just been really really bad music.<\/p>\n<p>Now, there&#8217;s no accounting for taste &#8211; but I gotta say that after all these years I still like &#8220;NWA&#8217;s&#8221; &#8220;Straight Outta Compton&#8221;, even with all its yappy violence and teenagey misoginysm. Here&#8217;s the video, from 1989 (But first, let me remind you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/sentus.webs.com\/Parental-Advisory---Explicit-Lyrics-Poster-C10287219.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;that the language is not remotely safe for work):<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TMZi25Pq3T8\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"420\" height=\"345\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now, the point isn&#8217;t really to re-play that particular video&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;as to answer the question I think we all have on hearing it; &#8220;how would that sound as a brooding Seatle-coffee-shop folk cover?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NG2EGOB9-lc\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"420\" height=\"345\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>(That&#8217;s Nina Gordon, formerly of college-pop darlings Veruca Salt, who always bugged me).<\/p>\n<p>And, my favorite so far, this impeccably-edited version of Barney, Baby Bop and BJ:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/T5ZqYc1CZiw\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"420\" height=\"345\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; I&#8217;m going to pour out a forty, where &#8220;forty&#8221; means &#8220;Coffee&#8221;, and &#8220;pour out&#8221; means &#8220;Drink a cup of&#8221;, and get to work.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So as some of you know, I use to be a nightclub DJ. \u00a0At one point, I was widely known as &#8220;the best bald, white, father-of-two rap DJ in the Twin Cities&#8221;, a distinction I wear &#8211; wore, anyway &#8211; with hard-earned pride. 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