{"id":21865,"date":"2011-08-22T05:58:16","date_gmt":"2011-08-22T10:58:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=21865"},"modified":"2011-08-21T11:06:39","modified_gmt":"2011-08-21T16:06:39","slug":"they-sent-my-census-form-back-again-expose-the-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=21865","title":{"rendered":"Dependents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure where they got it, but I liked\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/exposethetruth.info\/2011\/08\/they-sent-my-census-form-back-again\/\">this bit from east-metro watchdogblog <em>Expose The Truth<\/em><\/a>:.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In response to the question: \u201cDo you have any dependents?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I replied \u2026\u2026. 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bastards;<\/p>\n<p>the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina;<\/p>\n<p>half of Mexico; and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, this wasn\u2019t an acceptable answer.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>More topically, they are a new blog with a mission to watch Woodbury politics. \u00a0I got to meet the proprietors at the MOB party on Saturday. \u00a0Keep an eye on &#8217;em!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure where they got it, but I liked\u00a0this bit from east-metro watchdogblog Expose The Truth:. In response to the question: \u201cDo you have any dependents?\u201d I replied \u2026\u2026. 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bastards; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21865"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21869,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21865\/revisions\/21869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}